MaHira65  (11 years ago)
Assalam_o_alaikum Mahi bhai
miss yoo bhai

xnirx  (11 years ago)

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In a school ,,,,,science class ,,,,,,
four worms were placed into fourseparate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of...alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar ...of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of ...sperm...
The fourth worm was put into a jar ...of soil...
After one day, these were the ...results:
The first worm in alcohol — dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke — dead.
The third worm in sperm — dead.
The fourth worm in soil — alive.
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So the science teacher asked the
class — “What can you learn from
this experiment.” ?
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Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
“As long as you drink, smoke and
have sex, you won’t have worms inside u.”
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Why complicate life ?
1. Missing somebody – call
2. Wanna meet up – Invite
3. Wanna be understood – Explain
4. Have questions – Ask
5. Don’t like something – speak up
6. Look something – share it
7. Want something – Ask for it
8. Love someone – tell them
we only have one life.keep it simple & meaningful.
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xnirx  (11 years ago)

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GIRL’S VERSION-..
First Day :I saw an idiot sleeping on the front bench..
Second Day:Saw the same idiot getting punished..
Third Day:He was fighting with a boy..uhh..idiot..!
Fourth Day :I couldn’t find him…Where is he…

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BOY’S VERSION-..
First day :When i opened my eyes…I saw her…her smile..
Second day :I got punished so that i could see her all the while..
Third Day :A boy said somethng about liking her
Fourth Day :I was sitting on the last bench..
‘n she turned to find me…
‘n We smiled..

Sometimes, someone says something really small
and it just fits right into
this empty place in your heart!

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HAVE LOVELY TIME..

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xnirx  (11 years ago)

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I am the best,
& I can prove it

I can put coffee in Coffee cup,
can you put world in World Cup?
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I can send my number on your cell,
Can you send your cell on my number?
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and the last one…
I can send my address on your cell
Can you send your cell on my address.
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I am the best

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Qualities a friend must have

Cute as crocodile
Smart as donkey
Active as turtle
Fit as hippo
Matured as monkey
Sincerity like dog

No doubt you are my best friend

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xnirx  (11 years ago)

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English is a crazy language
LETS FACE IT
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren’t invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweet-breads,
which aren’t sweet,are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
One goose,2 geese.So one moose,2 meese? One index,2 indices?
we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,
grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,
while a wise man and wise guy are opposites?
while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you ever seen a horsefull carriage or a strapfull gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated,gruntled,
ruly or peccable?And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or
who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
English was invented by people,not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course,isn’t a race at all).
That is why,when the stars are out,they are visible,
but when the lights are out,they are invisible.

Life is too short to be serious…
laugh as much as you can

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xnirx  (11 years ago)
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What can be said in New rhymes,
That’s not been said a thousand times?
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The new come, the old go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
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We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
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We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
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If you understand,
say “understand” .
If you don’t understand,
say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say
“don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?

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Understand!
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Piya2008  (11 years ago)
Hiiiiiiiiii

xnirx  (11 years ago)

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FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH

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MaHira65  (11 years ago)
Happy New Year Mahi
Sorry for late

miku1989  (11 years ago)
Is Naye Saal mai..
Jo aap chahe wo apka ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho apko mere Dost

Happy new year