PHOENIXBAALAA
Question paper for a 5th class Boy:- Write an essay About Your Best friend in 200 words.. Given time was half an hour... Boy finishd the paper in 1st min itslf.. He just wrote 1 sentence, But he got full marks.. That 1 sentence was, "Any combination of 26 alphabts can never Xpress my Friend"..  (12 years ago)

PHOENIXBAALAA
Oh.. Funny one nafaa... My next one is...§ Cute Love: She: Do you love me? He- Yes..!! She- Prove it..! Jump down from the roof... He walked up to the edge and said with a smile-Push me..! (12 years ago)

mk8109106008
nice texts nafaa sis & phoenix bro.my text is about love heart ;;;;;;;;a good heart & good nature are 2 different issues a good heart can win many relationship but a good nature can sustain life long relationship (12 years ago)

PHOENIXBAALAA
Hmmmm.. GooD mk.. (12 years ago)

mk8109106008
thanks phoenix bro. (12 years ago)

alien2012
In A Party A Handsome Guy Asked A Gal,"R U Going 2 Dance?" She Felt So Happy & Said-"Yes" & D Guy Said-"Dats Gud,So Can I Hav Ur Chair?" (12 years ago)

ANZARIROSE
Love always end in tears ,BROKEN HEART (12 years ago)

mk8109106008
a pragnent lady went to an astrologer when you deliver a baby babys father will die lady:thank god my husband will safe (12 years ago)

PHOENIXBAALAA
Oh...! Mk.. Is this cute one..?  (12 years ago)

mk8109106008
sorry bro.i know it is vulgar sorry again  (12 years ago)

ruqya
پیار صورت سے نہیں دل سے ھوتا ھے.یقین انسان پر نہیں اس کے ایمان پر ھوتا ھے.دوست جیسا بھی ھو پیار دوست سے نہیں اعتبار پر ھوتا ھے.‎ koi mujh se friendshif keren (12 years ago)

knights20
A day wud cum wen u wud walk thru da large gate,on da lonely white path wid dry leaves dancing in air ,trees swaying in da breeze...away from da place where once...love had blossomed...smiles shared..hearts broken...tears spilled. passing out u wud feel da essence of unknown emotions...den wen u step into ur lonely classroom wid tym 2 spare,wid only memories left ,u wud realize tht HEAVEN WAS HERE,just yrs before...,few yrs before.... (12 years ago)

PHOENIXBAALAA
My 2nd Definition of Life : It Starts as a Dot by 'a drop' on 'a pot' (birth).. The Dot grows as a line(life) and the line ends with a dot(death).. Some of the Lines are Cute and Straight.. Some of the Lines are Clumpsy.. Howeveritis, The Line Cann't be erased and edited...  (12 years ago)

PHOENIXBAALAA
Oh..! Sorry.. (12 years ago)

alien2012
Teacher to a student: what is the full form of class? student :C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping (12 years ago)

Ankur2658737
One kid asked a pregnant lady.Kid-"ye pet me kya hai?"lady-"is me mera nanha sa,masoom sa,achha sa,cute sa,pyara sa baby hai."Cute reply given by kid.Kid-"itna hi pyara tha to khaya kyon." (12 years ago)

knights20
Once wind asked me 'whom U miss most' and I told UR Name. So each time U feel the breeze, just remember its Me saying "Hai Dear.....Iam MISSING U" (12 years ago)

rahul8292
hi (12 years ago)

rahul8292
1 tanha raat main aapki yaad aai, yaad bhulane k liye humne 1maachis jalai uff woh maachis kya qaymat lai dhue ne bhi aapki tasvir banai.......,.. (12 years ago)

rahul8292
love is *DEBIT CARD* life is a *CREDIT CARD* wife is *VISA CARD* girl frnd is a *ATM* but frnd is a *GOLD CARD* keep it safe,gdnt (12 years ago)