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╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
Keep 
Smling╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
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--(●̮̮̃•̃)☆
☆(●̮̮̃•̃)-- If all the humans start respecting Mother
hope their will be peace on earth.
Stop all dirty acts of Religion.
Adopt respecting Mother Religion.
Mother will teach us to serve...
So, request all dirty minded Religious Idiots
to love the real Religion
that is Mother’s love...
happy night...keep smiling.
--(●̮̮̃•̃)☆
☆(●̮̮̃•̃)--
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☆,*”*,*”*,★Before Marriage
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He: ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage 
Now simply read from bottom to top
Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Ltl or more?If ltl, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile
call me immediately
★,*”*,*”*,☆
☆,*”*,*”*,★
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**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥
♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing,"
on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
I hope its not confusing
♥(●̮̮̃•̃)The Images of Mother (●̮̮̃•̃)♥
4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF A! GE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
,*”*,*”*,Beauty of a Woman,*”*,*”*,
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
♥The beauty of a woman With passing years-only grows♥
**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥
♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)**[/
