Wo delhi aayega to kya tujhe btake aayega p

yeh azgar kaun hai

2 Baje karunga lunch P
tu ki lunch mrs vip

Ha wo milega hi nhi tujhe
mera boss mumbai me rehta hai Delhi me nhi

mera naam kya bolegi
mera naam yaad hai tujhe

Or tujhe to pata hai tu khud nhi aati to main msg karta hu ke nhi

Photo ko gori marne se kya hoga

Acha usne aisa bola

wo khud to msg nhi karta mujhe
dekh uske wal pe main msg karta hu usko

or sunday ko cal bhi kiya tha wo to cal bhi nhi karta

Main q bolu usko ke morng me aa

wo mera boss hai ke me uska boss hu

Mere jaisa dost to milga bhi nhi
kitna busy hota hu main fir bhi time nikal ta hu apne dost ke liye

or mera boss chilta hai to bhi chating karta hu chup chup ke

Jhuti hamesha to time deta hu


9:00 baje ka

meri koyi party nhi hai pagal

Mera boss duhar pe aata hai aram se 2 ya 3 baje tak
tab tak main boss hu

Mujhe laga usne dialog mara

Usko am admi bolte hai p

vip log ka kam jadi ho jata hai miniman 8 hour kam karte hai

or main 10 ya 12 hour karta hu

Main bhi waise hi kar raha hu

jyada chating or thora kam

Javed kya bol raha hai dost dost na raha

pyar pyar na raha bolna bhul gaya

Main tere jaisa hu suchi
i mean me tere jaisa thik hu

main vip kaise hu bta

Jaha pehle tha job pe

abhi bhi waha hi hu

or aaj off hai kya teri

main bhi tere jaisa hu

main vip nhi hu tu hai

aaj kal mere jagha tu leli hai

jaise Congress ki jagha bjp ne le li

tubelight chalu karu kya andhera hai mere gb pe

aaye aaye mrs.vip


kaisi ho gun gun

Jhut bolti ho yar
$ach me dost dost na raha