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This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a
castleguarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with
different kind of metalheads as knights.
POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted
forest.
THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and
fucks her.
HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.
VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty
axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death,
steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales
it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks
her blood in a ritual before killing her.
Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he
fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts.
Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and
fucks it for the last time.
DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he
could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide.
The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the
end of the sad story.
PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.
The dragon kills
himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess'
bedroom, plays another
solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year
of the conservatory.
The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.